haha,another one,this is funny.

MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN:
Jan-i beat up
Feb-i kicked
Mar- i raped
Apr-i kissed
May-i slept with
Jun-i killed
Jul-i pretended to be
Aug-i lied to
Sep-i bitch slapped
Oct-i had sex with
Nov-i confessed my love to
Dec-i was raped by

DATE YOU WERE BORN ON:
1- a tree
2-my science teacher
3-my cousin
4-the bangala
5-the police
6-a gay
7- my Bro
8-my maid
9-a girl i know
10-a cat
11-my enemy
12-the cleaner
13-the principal
14-my best friend
15-my crush
16-a guy on the net
17-my sch principle
18-my uncle
19-a lesbian
20-a homo
21-a policeman
22-spon gebob
23-my best friend's bf/gf
24-a frog
25-my girlfriend
26-a gangster
27-paris hilton
28-his ass
29- a donkey
30-An Emo
31-myself

FAVOURITE COLOUR:
red- Becasue we both were HOT
orange-becaus e i was bored
yellow-beca sue i intened to
green-Because we love each other
blue-becaus e i was insane
purple-bca use i was high
pink-bcause it felt good
black-becaus e i'd do anything

I was raped by a lesbian because i'd do anything.
Huh. -.-